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post #1 of 29 (permalink) Old 03-07-2006, 08:21 PM Thread Starter
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Introduction of a noobie

Hi guys,

I been told by my riding buddy, Lesbian Leroy that in the darkest regions of the world wide web, exists a forum populated by a bunch of old men with a twisted sense of humor. After reading "Funny As Fark Quotes", I was a converted believer. YOU GUYS DO EXIST!!!

While you guys ride your toys at phenomenal speeds, I can only muster maybe enough spirit & enthusiasm to make my little moped succesfully overtake the ol' granny on her ten speed bicycle. Yeah, while it's sad (and I remain a poser), I also pray to GOD daily that my all-time idols, Scott Russell & Kevin Schwantz gets to read this pathetic posting of mine and decide to come out of hiding (From me, of course!) and give me 3 to 5 years of intensive bike riding coaching and probably be able to keep up with you guys for at least 30 seconds on the first lap in PG or Sepang. I know we all have dreams but if anyone knows Russell or Schwantz, could you drop him an email and tell him I said Hi?

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does that means you ride a little green kawasaki 150, by any chance.

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does that means you ride a little green kawasaki 150, by any chance.
Besides riding bikes, you're psychic as well?! Wow....

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What ever happened to Scott Russel??? I remember him winning the Daytona 200 3 times in a row and then he went to ride WSB overseas.....I wish the USA would except motorcycle racing like other countries with tv coverage....

I have mainly been a Honda fan,,,Bubba Shobert, Freddie Spencer, Fred Merkel, Wayne Rainey and many more....

keep it upright and between the ditches..lol
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Wayne Rainey on a honda, wow that's back when men were men and GP bikes were shitboxes......

Russell did pretty well in SBK for a few years on the Kwacka 7's then I think he packed it in.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Diggin deep but last saw Russel in 97 in Jakarta in a bar with Aaron Slight. He had a blonde wolly wig on with a G string hair net. That was when SBK and 600 SS got officilaly banned from the Hard Rock cafe for wrecking the place during somebodies birthday party.
Ah thems was the days

Had to use my step ladder to change a light bulb cos i don't get on with my real ladder.
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Besides riding bikes, you're psychic as well?! Wow....
think he derived that conclusion from the avatar you have.

And why he said your kwacker is little and green.....

maybe cause your Chinese and I know that all chinese men are tiny between their legs..... and this serves to support that the trend continues.....

as for why its green?
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Diggin deep but last saw Russel in 97 in Jakarta in a bar with Aaron Slight. He had a blonde wolly wig on with a G string hair net. That was when SBK and 600 SS got officilaly banned from the Hard Rock cafe for wrecking the place during somebodies birthday party.
Ah thems was the days
I only remember Slight for the days he was on that RVF750. RC45 was it? Saw a piece down at Boon Siew along Bukit Timah Road. Think it was in the Castrol Colours.
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Eh?

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think he derived that conclusion from the avatar you have.

And why he said your kwacker is little and green.....

maybe cause your Chinese and I know that all chinese men are tiny between their legs..... and this serves to support that the trend continues.....

as for why its green?
Are you sure you're not getting confused here between "Kwacker" and "Clacker" Wolfie?

Anyhow, I have no interest in either the length of "Firespitter's" rod, nor his sexual orientation nor the fact that you are evidently a bit of curtain twitcher in the showers.

It was simply that I recall two rather lost souls looking for some track tuition some years ago around Pasir Gudang ....

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Re: Eh?

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Are you sure you're not getting confused here between "Kwacker" and "Clacker" Wolfie?

Anyhow, I have no interest in either the length of "Firespitter's" rod, nor his sexual orientation nor the fact that you are evidently a bit of curtain twitcher in the showers.

It was simply that I recall two rather lost souls looking for some track tuition some years ago around Pasir Gudang ....

my mistake then....

off to the showers then now!!!
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