Introduction of a noobie
I been told by my riding buddy, Lesbian Leroy that in the darkest regions of the world wide web, exists a forum populated by a bunch of old men with a twisted sense of humor. After reading "Funny As Fark Quotes", I was a converted believer. YOU GUYS DO EXIST!!!
While you guys ride your toys at phenomenal speeds, I can only muster maybe enough spirit & enthusiasm to make my little moped succesfully overtake the ol' granny on her ten speed bicycle. Yeah, while it's sad (and I remain a poser), I also pray to GOD daily that my all-time idols, Scott Russell & Kevin Schwantz gets to read this pathetic posting of mine and decide to come out of hiding (From me, of course!) and give me 3 to 5 years of intensive bike riding coaching and probably be able to keep up with you guys for at least 30 seconds on the first lap in PG or Sepang. I know we all have dreams but if anyone knows Russell or Schwantz, could you drop him an email and tell him I said Hi?
Last edited by FireSpitter; 03-07-2006 at 09:27 PM.