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post #1 of 33 (permalink) Old 02-19-2006, 10:22 PM Thread Starter
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Everything I know about bikes

Hello boys!

The only thing I know about bikes are random bike facts I found on the internet:

Kawasaki also makes spaceships.

The first production motorcycle was the 1488cc, 2.5hp Hilberand & Wolfmuller Motorrad, made in Germany from 1894-97

On average, engineers are the most likely people to crash. Lecturers are the least likely.

Sorry I have nothing more productive to say. Some dude on this forum convinced me to join this forum. And I can't even post my picture yet. Why am I here again?
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post #2 of 33 (permalink) Old 02-20-2006, 03:07 PM
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I think I've found your new best mate Legend..... so much in common it's uncanny!!!

Especially that last line.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Sounds to me like you are a mate of Phil's..... God help ya

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"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

"Flying is easy... You just have to throw yourself at the ground and miss"
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i thought it was boycie masquerading ....

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Oh I'm real all right.. Why isn't there anybody from Singapore on a Sports Bike Rider - SINGAPORE page? Why is there even a sports bike rider page for singapore when the speed limit here is like 100? If a bike crashes and nobody screams in anguish at the state of their mangled super-expensive 1000cc 2-wheeled vehicle, does it make a sound?
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Oh really!

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i thought it was boycie masquerading ....
Well i thought it was gareth.......... coming out!

( thats a big word 'masquerading'.... you dont see it in bike mags much)

Ok PurpleMuddyfumpster...who are you then? If you're not one of us being characteristically sad and unoriginal then you have to be around 12 yrs old and have no idea what your very tiny genitalia* are for?

*(a- A small town in Europe, b- Ear-Plugs, c-see mummy)

I say bring back brolliebabe...at least he had tits!
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But I have tits! And I bet they're bigger than brolly-wathisname...
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Stop the press!

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But I have tits! And I bet they're bigger than brolly-wathisname...
I knew there was something wrong with you.

...........you're a GIRLY!......... I'm afraid we don't allow that kind of thing in here!

I have a book on how to talk to people like you. I'm supposed to be friendly and talk about something we have in common.

"Hello Ertha's, would you like to see my small town in Europe!"

How's that? Am I in? Are you knees trembling? (God this is easy)

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My, you sound just like this guy I used shag, who incidentally is part of this forum..

Do all bikers have similarly entertainment-challenged chat-up lines? If so you should've stopped at photos with helmets on.
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Is it cold in here?

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My, you sound just like this guy I used shag, who incidentally is part of this forum..

Do all bikers have similarly entertainment-challenged chat-up lines?
So you fell for it once before then!
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