The first one's great but what on earth are you prattling on about in the second?
I know you're all luved up at the mo, but really Legend get a grip man and fight back.
......'stomp the shit out of you until your acceptable at dinner'............what a Nancy! I say go to dinner belching with plenty of gravy dribbling down your chin. That's the only way to show them who's boss.
If you carry on like this you end up buying a very expensive 3.0 Litre stationwagon and never be allowed to drive it anywhere!
Both of Legends so called fantastic quotes appeared not last week in this here forum, under a post by BP called "SOD ALL TO DO WITH BIKES" amd were, as correctly predicted by Boycie posted by a burd, kawigirl_636