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post #1 of 79 (permalink) Old 01-28-2006, 03:12 AM Thread Starter
 
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Funny as Fuck Quotes ...

Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, "HOLY SHIT...what a ride!"


Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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post #2 of 79 (permalink) Old 01-28-2006, 08:42 PM
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You've been at the Sherry again?

The first one's great but what on earth are you prattling on about in the second?

I know you're all luved up at the mo, but really Legend get a grip man and fight back.

......'stomp the shit out of you until your acceptable at dinner'............what a Nancy! I say go to dinner belching with plenty of gravy dribbling down your chin. That's the only way to show them who's boss.

If you carry on like this you end up buying a very expensive 3.0 Litre stationwagon and never be allowed to drive it anywhere!
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Re: You've been at the Sherry again?

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....If you carry on like this you end up buying a very expensive 3.0 Litre stationwagon and never be allowed to drive it anywhere!
hehehe ...very VERY nice boyice ... with cute little ones that speak very proper but drop big english shites in big exclusive english clubs ....
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Basic Chemistry

and here's a quote from a Chemistry examination for 10 year olds.....



" Water (h20) is made up of two two gins.... hydrogin and oxygin.
Hydrogin is neat gin, whereas oxygin is gin and water ..."


Not rising on yer cheap swipe at the saucepans Legend..... Not sure where that came from or why warranted.
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Re: Basic Chemistry

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and here's a quote from a Chemistry examination for 10 year olds.....



" Water (h20) is made up of two two gins.... hydrogin and oxygin.
Hydrogin is neat gin, whereas oxygin is gin and water ..."


Not rising on yer cheap swipe at the saucepans Legend..... Not sure where that came from or why warranted.
:-)

Cheap..... and cheerful, and from my deeply troubled mind. I only remember things of such importance.
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I only remember things of such importance.
Pity you didn't remember where turn 2 was....
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And for those of you who also noticed......


Both of Legends so called fantastic quotes appeared not last week in this here forum, under a post by BP called "SOD ALL TO DO WITH BIKES" amd were, as correctly predicted by Boycie posted by a burd, kawigirl_636

Wake up and smell the coffee Ledge.....
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Testicless

Is it any wonder that Ducati riders have such a bad name......

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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One from the drawing room

Bridge is very like sex. You either need a good partner, or a very good hand .....
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post #10 of 79 (permalink) Old 01-29-2006, 09:26 PM Thread Starter
 
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......amd were, as correctly predicted by Boycie posted by a burd, kawigirl_636

Wake up and smell the coffee Ledge.....
She must have stolen them from me ... ??

Chumley, you are still a caaant and are just sore cause I have a dukie still and you have traded down to an 'onda .... with a glary gay boy 80's sticker job ....

A quote for the chumstar ..

"Don't hate the player .... hate the game .. " ... hehehe ..

Kind of a good motto for all those living in Singapore actually ...
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