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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 09-21-2005, 05:00 AM Thread Starter
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Fat bloke on a 600RR

After 2years 5months and 20 days i finaly got my lardy frame on a bike again. was i quietly pootling about the highways of blighty? NO i was riding a CBR 600RR aound Donnington Park, scaring the crap out of myself and generaly riding like Legend on a bad day!!

Fair play to the Ron Haslem School, but they had their work cut out trying to show me the right line, while my cripple foot was dragging on every right hander and my throttle control had all the finesse of a 12year old pleasuring himself for the first time.

But i survived unscathed (alll though i ache in places i forgot i had) and am a better man for the experience.


CAN'T wait to do it again

I want to be young & wild. Then I want to be middle-aged & rich. And then I want to be old & annoy people by pretending I'm deaf
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Re: Fat bloke on a 600RR

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...my throttle control had all the finesse of a 12year old pleasuring himself for the first time.





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After 2years 5months and 20 days i finaly got my lardy frame on a bike again. was i quietly pootling about the highways of blighty? NO i was riding a CBR 600RR aound Donnington Park, scaring the crap out of myself and generaly riding like Legend on a bad day!!

Fair play to the Ron Haslem School, but they had their work cut out trying to show me the right line, while my cripple foot was dragging on every right hander and my throttle control had all the finesse of a 12year old pleasuring himself for the first time.

But i survived unscathed (alll though i ache in places i forgot i had) and am a better man for the experience.


CAN'T wait to do it again
Well done my boy!!!! I have an idea for 2 such fine, agile examples of masculinity! What with you not being able to steer where you want and me not being able to see where the feck i'm going we should buy a sidecar outfit!! Top plan or what
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I can see it no BP.

Is this what you had in mind??
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Erm

Maybe not a side car!!!
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