I expect they have some kind of test:
Do you sleep with more than one man per day?
Does your mother approve of the men you bring home?
Do your pants spend 70% of the time on the floor?
After a big night out is your wallet fuller than it was when you went out?
Do you understand the phrase "Iloveyoulongtime"?
If you answer yes to one or more of the above questions you may be a prostitute. If you answer yes to two or more of the questions above then get the hell out of my restaurant
Originally posted by bbqq021 In my "vast" experience with members of the opposite sex i would like to conclude that they are all "professionals"!!! It is merely the currency you deal in that determines the class.
Now that sounds like the sort of thing my grandfather would have said to me from the comfort of his favourite smoking chair, by the fire side with a couple of ports on board.