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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-16-2005, 03:33 AM Thread Starter
 
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Any One For Mexican >>> In Shanghai????

Be careful who you take to dinner though...
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-16-2005, 03:37 PM
 
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Eh?

Where did you get that one BC? I only took a photo of it on friday night and didn't get round to sending it yet!
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post #3 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-16-2005, 05:08 PM
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Bleeding nazis

I hate discrimination

I like the bit about not being sure


I expect they have some kind of test:
Do you sleep with more than one man per day?
Does your mother approve of the men you bring home?
Do your pants spend 70% of the time on the floor?
After a big night out is your wallet fuller than it was when you went out?
Do you understand the phrase "Iloveyoulongtime"?
If you answer yes to one or more of the above questions you may be a prostitute. If you answer yes to two or more of the questions above then get the hell out of my restaurant
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Re: Eh?

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Where did you get that one BC? I only took a photo of it on friday night and didn't get round to sending it yet!
It's been on the net for months

Apparently their HR dept is bogged down processing "doorman"
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post #5 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-17-2005, 01:21 AM
 
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If you answer yes to one or more of the above questions you may be a prostitute.
In my "vast" experience with members of the opposite sex i would like to conclude that they are all "professionals"!!! It is merely the currency you deal in that determines the class.
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Discrimination?

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I hate discrimination
Does that explain your bi - relationships?
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post #7 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-17-2005, 02:18 AM Thread Starter
 
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In my "vast" experience with members of the opposite sex i would like to conclude that they are all "professionals"!!! It is merely the currency you deal in that determines the class.
Now that sounds like the sort of thing my grandfather would have said to me from the comfort of his favourite smoking chair, by the fire side with a couple of ports on board.
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post #8 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-19-2005, 09:18 PM Thread Starter
 
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Modern Day Nursery Rhymes

Here's an updated version of a popular Nursery Rhyme that should be familia to most

"Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
I live in a flat you stupid prat
so how the fark should I know"


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post #9 of 9 (permalink) Old 06-19-2005, 10:06 PM
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Or...

Old Mother Hubberd went to the cupboard,
To fetch poor Rover a bone.
But when she leaned over, Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own!




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