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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-15-2005, 08:09 PM Thread Starter
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Santa's little helper

Many moons ago (circa 200-2001) me and Flymo Joe were down at the Intercon getting pissed on Christmas day. The hotel booked a Santa so that the nippers could bounce on his knee and they also booked a sexy Santa's helper to bounce on the knee of the pissed up perverts present. I have no idea how I managed to miss the connection before but when looking through some old photograhs I came across this. Do you recognise Santa's little helper
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-15-2005, 08:40 PM
 
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Good one Tug

A cracker.

Now i know why Nils couldn;t resist....thats national dress where he comes from

She was there to help Santa empty his sack
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Re: Good one Tug

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A cracker.


She was there to help Santa empty his sack
Funny you should say that but when Santa had passed out all the presents I did actually stand up and shout that across the room. If memory serves me correctly I think it went somthing like this "now that you have helped to empty santa's sack how about coming over her and helping me with mine" I got a bat from Mrs T at the time but Flymo Joe almost pissed his pants
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-16-2005, 12:51 AM
 
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Woof woof

Elaine in her playboy bunny suit.... let me guess, I suppose that Santa was Hugh Heffner?

Hey Nils, no more excuses ... At MSS round 2 we need to see Elaine as yr brolly bird in a latex cat suit. I think its you holding her back personally given this brief glimpse into her past !!!

I'm sure Siti could suggest a couple of nice outfits if you're looking for inspiration.

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post #5 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-16-2005, 05:27 PM
 
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Unhappy ummm, how did we miss that ?

Jingle balls jingle balls jingle all the way

I do recall now trying to get a look at her christmas box

I bet she borrowed the outfit for the night
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post #6 of 11 (permalink) Old 05-16-2005, 05:38 PM
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Wait a second....

Looks to me like Santa has his own game of pocket billards going on

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Look closer still...

He doesn't have his hand in his pocket, he's holding onto his sack (the one the presents were in!).




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post #8 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-08-2005, 07:42 PM Thread Starter
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Bump

I cant believe we didnt get a reaction out of this
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post #9 of 11 (permalink) Old 06-09-2005, 08:38 PM
 
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yeah

When they've decided who gets the furnature, the bike, the telly etc ( not to mention her costume ...i'd put that on e-bay no probs)
i'm sure they get round to blaming somebody.........TUG
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Re: yeah

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When they've decided who gets the furnature, the bike, the telly etc ( not to mention her costume ...i'd put that on e-bay no probs)
i'm sure they get round to blaming somebody.........TUG
I have fist crack at the costume
Didnt think it was exactly a relationship breaker, I do have some other pictures mind
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