Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Terrible Hole, IN
This poor soul is obviously trying to drown out his deep depression and general sense of inadequacy by buying these toys. I feel compelled to help him by offering to take one or two off of his hands. Out of sight, out of mind. Then the real healing can begin.
Awwww what am I saying?! I'll bet he sees more ass than a rental car! Nailed more ugly trim than Bob Villa!
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion