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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-23-2004, 08:36 PM Thread Starter
 
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Not that you guys will really care

I got myself a job!! hahaha - some company actually wants to hire a sack of shite like me....its a company down at Robinson Road...any of yous working around there? We could have lunch occasionally....

www.availcorp.com

Thats the website of the company....

so...enough with your go back to school jokes and me being a small kid....I am a working adult now!! (some how or another..i believe they will never stop)



Fark me...i wanna go back to school.....

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-23-2004, 11:52 PM
 
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Congratulations

Wolfie,

Welcome to the treadmill of life.
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post #3 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 08:51 AM
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Whatever you do now....

.... don't buy property or a car. It's a trap!

oh and.....

1) All people in authority/management are farkheads. Anyone who wants to be boss normally isnt the right material and is attention seeking, very insecure,possibly gay and/or the Frank Bough type, (looks good on telly reading the footy results but really wearing a skirt under the table and just itching for a firm spanking in a gimp suit in some seedy bar in Soho etc). That said don't cross those morons from HR they're straight from hell and will fark you over in no time. You won't even see it coming!
2) Spend your money or beer and bikes only, or anything else that begins with a 'b'. (breasts, bottoms, bass guitars, buscuits,backgammon, bannans, bi-focals...its all good)
3) Stop dating women..there expensive and hurt your ears.
4) Dont get married.
5) Dont have babies.
6) Dont start your own business.
7) Dont have fun.
8) Hate and distrust everyone.
9) Try and do something you like but remember no one gets paid for having a wank unless you have really big breasts and are prepared do it on telly...probably next to a leather clad Frank whilst he's getting a post 'Grandstand' celebrity naughty boy spank etc. (see point 1) .......None of that begins with a 'b', either...Ok Ok apart from the Bough bit but thats cheating.


Good luck, you'll probably be head of human resourses in Shell oil in next to no time.
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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 09:11 AM
 
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nice one....so no more lame excuse like "i'm broke lah"...

if u dun wanna come out with me, then u have to preapre something new....
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post #5 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 07:06 PM
 
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farkin hell

I remember there was a time when you could be proud to be a working man. You joined the ranks of miners, fireman, traffic wardens, builders, soldiers etc.

Now they've let margerine in it's all gone to hell. Where will it all end. I'd already come to terms with the fact that starbucks is manned by the Lesbian community of Singapore ( tell me you'd noticed too) but this is too much!

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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-24-2004, 09:10 PM Thread Starter
 
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Boycie...wtf are you on about? Babies, women, gaylords from hell in HR depts, wanking off......you seriously are one thwarted man...has the world of work fucked you up so badly?

Duckrice.....yeah...aint gonna be broke no more...but judging from Boycie's advise...I am going to be homeless, womanless, babyless, boring as hell coz i have no fun, without friends coz i distrust everyone....the only thing is that I am going to be a drunk who rides a bike.....

BP....glad to see ya still a prick with the injury and all......come out for a beer soon ya big boy....

and about the Starfucks Lesbian Community...I will have to check it out....might even turn me on.....
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Thks

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Wolfie,

Welcome to the treadmill of life.
So BC....tell me...what speed are you on now with your treadmill?

Gotta prepare myself when I get there....
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Re: Thks

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So BC....tell me...what speed are you on now with your treadmill?

Gotta prepare myself when I get there....
The vertical ascent bit I think.... lasts for about another 15 years.
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The vertical ascent bit I think.... lasts for about another 15 years.
thats when the kids leave the coop huh? and then Papa Bird comes out to play.....
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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-30-2004, 12:00 AM
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YOP schemes come to Singers

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judging from Boycie's advise...I am going to be homeless, womanless, babyless, boring as hell coz i have no fun, without friends
So nothing has changed since you got a job What is it a YOP scheme your doing
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