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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-26-2004, 04:23 AM Thread Starter
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MSS R1 .... the race session has officially started !!

Well train spotters .... there you go ... round one is in our pockets and if that was anything to go by ... this session will NOT be boring !!...

Were to start !!! ..... no ferkin idea, so in no particular order ...

- check out the opp narth lads web page ( Top site, neat idea to stick up the times etc, and well sone mentioning more than just the really fast guys ... I see the special mention for the Newbies ... and of course I am especially happy to get style awards for my backward one and one half somersault track dismount ;-)

- can't go much further without mentioning the Blue Cat and his 9 lives .... of which he is now on his second set cause he must surely have used up the first set by now. The guy is a Legend. I gotta say, the hug I gave him when I saw he was esentially ok (save for big time bruises) .. was spontanious. It was like desert storm in the gravel pit after his off.

- and the times !! .... by ferk these lads are travelling now ... I am not surprised Tug has pissed of to some little village in the middle of China to retire to save some pride !!

Ok ... lets be having everyones wordy blerbs of the weekend as they saw it all ... and get some pics up if you got any ...
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-26-2004, 04:47 AM Thread Starter
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Me first then ...

Well .... I made the mistake of saving some coffee change by sharing a room with Captain Life Suxs (aka Boycie Boy). He even went was far as saying that he hates the lovely girls that say hi as you enter a plane .. ?? .. the guy has issues, he needs help and lots of it.

After enduring a night of this, it was off to the track for day one, which was practice and qualifying ... and my first attempt at the 'interesting' turn seven and eight to make up the last corners for the 'north' circuit of Sepang. I was so busy thinking how shite I was riding, by the time I got to the turn off section ... I had forgotten we had to ... so nearly farkin crashed into the marker cones ... now THAT would have been farkin funny !!

Qualifying next and thank god I qualified faster than pornstar-I-like-them-at-four Trev and that raving gaylord poofta Captain Pants (aka Sir William Woodhead the Third)... the guy tried to fark with my head by telling me he was racing with no underwear !! .... the lengths some people will go to beat The Legend !! ..... it's hard lads dealing with the attention of fame !!

Next up is the race, and after a horror moment with 1-4 in front for three laps (2002 MSS all over again) .. I was lucky that he took my pribe and let me pass him on turn three and get away from Capt Pants who was stearing at my arse.

Had a fun first race and actually started to enjoy those last two turns. Sometimes being a backmarker has it's perks .... there is no TV that can give you the sensation of what it looks like to have guys that can do 1.11's come round you on turn 5 and tuck back in just inches in front of your front wheel ... they are farkin awesome !! .... cheers for not taking me out lads and hope my fat arse was not too much of a hinderance.

Then up comes turn two and Captain Crash (#100) decides that one crash of both his Ducati then his Merc is not enough, so finds the biggest target he can (my arse) and aims for it into turn two. Fark me if my head didn't hurt doing that backwards one and one half somersalt ... must remember to get more height next time to as to clear the head. Cheers to 1-4 and Pantsboy (and anyone else slow-as-fark that was behind me) for not riding over me while I was acting out a seen from Discover Channels Sea Elephants Sex Rituals.

And finally then, top marks to Johan for getting into the 1.11's before his off, and STILL being chuffed with his weekend, Poledancer for not crashing for a change and displaying a rarely seens demonstration of Scandinavian humour (honest!), McDonalds and Bouncy for going fast-as-fark and The Blue Oyster (previously Silver Splurter) for forgetting his farked knee and getting back on the pace for race two (bet Elaine gave you shite for that) ....

Oh, and as for Elaine. Thanks you my dear for your humble approval of my sexy love pillow (my belly). If you ever get sick of the sickly skinny pinup and want a real man, I am sure my wiffy will let you borrow me for an adventure park ride.
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post #3 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-26-2004, 08:11 AM
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Ledge- your editorials should be published Great review! By the way, I heard that Sepang has multiple photos of your gymnastic demos on turn 2 in case you're interested.
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Update from the Blue Cat

I've been undergoing some intensive anger management and smile therapy to try to put the events of the weekend behind me.

The good news is that most things seem to be fully operational. My balls have stopped aching and I am pleased to report that I've even managed to get me leg over. Strangely I haven't had a crap since though .....

What next ? Really and truly I don't know. Apparently the damage to the bike isn't as bad as it looks, but we'll have a verdict later on this week. From there its a question of economics, family considerations and my own committment; (and in that order).
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post #5 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-26-2004, 05:58 PM Thread Starter
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Ok .. never been one to be particularly politically correct ... and knowing that this decision really needs to be your and yours alone mate ... I'll be the first to publicly state my personal desire to see you continue to bring your irreplaceable cheer and enthusiasim to this sport.

It really would not be the same with out you there mate !!..

Big J ... for real? .. pics of the half pike dismount ? ... excel-farkin-lent !! .... how do I go about getting a set mate ?
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Smile OK, some further comments

1. The reason I came last in both races is not that I'm a geriatric or slow but because I'm riding the only 750 in the Superbike class.

2. Thanks to my two sponsors. One is of course Pirelli whose tyres are now available at a decent price (after trade-in). The other is Legend, who is paying me to race 'cos otherwise he'd be last (when he finishes at all).

3. Legend's off in race two should make good pics. We had arranged that instead of my blasting past him at the start (very easy), I would tuck in behind and use him as a pace bike. There I was dutifully to the right of his back wheel in turn two when he was t-boned from the left. He fell off but the Legmobile decided to carry straight on, forcing me on a parallel path towards the grass. I expect more from my sponsors.

4. Thanks to the three ladies who graced the pit: you know who you are and we know what you were doing between races. Keep it up...

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I have emailed you some more, here's a taster.
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post #8 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-27-2004, 04:11 AM Thread Starter
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hahahaha ... mate !!! ... yer are a ferkin Legend !!! .... hahaha ...

I can't stop laughing ..... on hindsight my Malaysian 'Crash Assistant' was right to laugh after the event !! .... it really it too funny !! ..

Thanks heaps for this bro !!

I think it's time to start up a 'sticky' crash post !! ....
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post #9 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-27-2004, 04:47 AM
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I've posted the full sequence on the msportbike homepage- they are too priceless!

Long after everone has forgotten who won the race, these pictures will still be ogled at by guys thinking, "shit loot at those twats..."

The Legend is immortalised!
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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 04-27-2004, 05:10 AM
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Legend, the circus awaits, dig out your spangly g-string (again) and your tassles and you're away!

It can't prossibly be considered a real off - you look waaay to elegant!

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