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post #1 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-23-2003, 01:37 AM Thread Starter
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The Scum Edition III

Never mind the truth feel the width!!
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post #2 of 14 (permalink) Old 11-23-2003, 03:37 AM
 
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Once again the mighty Scum appears to topple the inflated egos of the masses.

The editorial standards do not appear to have slipped during the recent pause in publication ... however the Editors 'porn' collection of young mens butts is a worry !! ....

Did anyone spot the new names .....

So then ... for 2004 ...

Yellow Peril = McPeril
Unnamed new guy = Nokiahead
1-4 the Road = Exxon Valdez (farkin brilliant !)
Boycie = ..... Scum

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Good 1!!!...

You did it again Boycie,..I fell off my chair reading the editorial,.once again....

3 thumbs up,....but sadly,..I may hv fogotten my way around PG,..so a trip up soon will be apt.



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Re: Good 1!!!...

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You did it again Boycie,..I fell off my chair reading the editorial,.once again....

3 thumbs up,....but sadly,..I may hv fogotten my way around PG,..so a trip up soon will be apt.

Yup ... we miss ya bro ...

and for 2004 .....

Mojo could become .... Slow Bro ..... (we will have to see )

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Thumbs up HaHa

Very good indeed Boycie! So this is what it takes to get you motivated for another edition of the Scum? Even though I was at the Butt End (Pun Intended) of this I almost fell of my seat reading it. It's almost worth the occasional crash to get a good laugh?
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So you think that's a man's butt!!!

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... however the Editors 'porn' collection of young mens butts is a worry !! ....
Well Legend, I though after all your training in Crazy Horse you might be able to distinguish between men and women but clearly my work is not done!!!

Unfortunately Mrs McPeril said we weren't allowed to photograph the real thing. She said...its not pretty at the best of times, but now it looks like he's sat on a plate of baked beans or someone thought it was a plate of baked beans and kept stabbing him with a fork' ....at this point we were asked to leave.

The bottom depicted did infact come from a porn site specialising in spanking. It took around 45mins to find just the right one for the press release and the cropping skillfully shrinks down the size of the Ms Thunder-Thighs ample girth which would have otherwise been a complete give away. The other complete give away Legend is the distinct lack of hairy bollocks dangling below the clenched buttocks. Again with some of the blokes you've been hanging around recently with this may be confusing.
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Re: So you think that's a man's butt!!!

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Again with some of the blokes you've been hanging around recently with this may be confusing.
umm ..... caaaant !
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Factual mistakes

Dear Scum,

I would like to point to some factual mistakes in your recent piece "McCrash". I specifically refer to the passage "But then disaster struck the 265 year old Martian from Norway", I can accept the age, a few years off but never mind, similarly the reference to Martian is not correct but at least refering to the same solar system. However, saying that I'm from Norway is totally off the mark, I can not accept this and demand an apology. Anyone who knows anything about me will know that I'm from that neighbouring scandinavian country, Sweden! Not that I have anything against Norway or Norwegians but facts are facts!
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Re: You know we're right.....sorry

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Dear Scum,

I would like to point out I'm not from Norway nor from Mars,,,. yada yada...
The editor feels its was close enough, but if it we're reversed and you thought I was from France I could get upset too, so without admiting any liability whatsoever, please accept on behalf of the Scum our sincereist apology and your free limited addition infalatable sheep, currently with Phil & Jen for trials.

Point of fact though Carl, you forget The Scum exclusive Interview at Iguana's Tequila Bar some months back, where we did in fact trace your lines right back to Mars quite convincingly, you and your wife did seem to agree after the third jug of Frozen Strawberry Margurita that this indeed was the case.

If you remember these special, "I can see martians too", glasses were fabricated in order that we could all see the green aura around your person.

So you admit you bum's a bit of mess then and you eat babies...I see?
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Geeeezus ... that guy on the right looks like a complete fruit !!! ..

And .. I knew Micky P was from Swedden .... his lovely blond bombshell daughter is sweddish ... and as us dirty old men well know ... all the lovely chicks come from Swedden ....

And speaking of club members daughters ... how many do we have of eligible age ?? ...

And ... if we have enough interest.... as the retiring Club Secretary I am happy to organise an event such as ....'Club Members Daughters Wet T-Shirt Competition' ....

Sorry Lensy and Big Phils Bird .... you slappa's are now way too old to be acting like Trevors daughters ... although that would be funny ....
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