Q. What do you do for a drowning New Zealand Rugby player?
A. Nothing. You could drag him to the top, but he'll choke anyway.
Q. What's the difference between the All blacks and an arsonist?
A. An arsonist wouldn't waste 5 matches.
The All Blacks are bringing out a new bra! Plenty of support, but soft and no CUP!!!
Did you hear that the NZ Post Office has had to recall their latest stamps?
They had pictures of the All Blacks players on them. People
couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Did you hear about the Kiwi politician who was found dead in an All Black jersey?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.
Four surgeons are taking a coffee break. The first one says,
"Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up
everything inside them is numbered." The second surgeon says, "Nah,
librarians are the best; everything
inside them is in alphabetical order." Third surgeon says, "Try
electricians. Everything inside them is colour-coded." The fourth one says,
"I prefer New Zealand Rugby players. They're
heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and arses are
A man meets a friend and sees that his friend's car is total write-off and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend "What's happened to your car ?"
"Well," the friend responds, "I ran over Carlos Spencer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what about the leaves, the grass, the branches and the dirt ?" "Well, he tried to escape through the park."