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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-07-2003, 05:26 PM Thread Starter
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Unhappy Illegal blow job

Cant believe it ST today reports that it is still against the law for consenting adults to engage in oral sex !!!

Its all starting to make sense now, I couldn't understand why beautiful women were refusing to give me a chew
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post #2 of 9 (permalink) Old 11-07-2003, 07:40 PM
 
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mmmh

mirrors not working at yer house!
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Haha

Beautiful women!!! sounds to me like your standards might be a little on the high side Tug....... Suggest you try somewhere closer to gutter level

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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....... Suggest you try somewhere closer to gutter level
Maybe Leg could toss ya one of his girls.
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Maybe Leg could toss ya one of his girls.
Mrs Legend gave me a chew a while back, she mentioned between swallows her surprise that a Kiwi 7 inches is 50% smaller than an imperial 7 inches
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Mrs Legend gave me a chew a while back, she mentioned between swallows her surprise that a Kiwi 7 inches is 50% smaller than an imperial 7 inches
I have it on good authority .. that the Legendary misses would never stray ....

And .. I believe her cause I have some of my Legendary Love Making on tape ..... and I am a true LOVE god. I would even go as far as giving myself the odd stroke of the Legend Love stick ... although I am not sure if this is legal so I resist.

Anything THAT much fun must be
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Re: Illegal blow job

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Its all starting to make sense now, I couldn't understand why beautiful women were refusing to give me a chew
stop letting the guys do it and the girls might be more willing

SQUID=Stupidly Quick, Underdressed, & Imminently Dead

Katie has a nice "spice rack".

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...an imperial 7 inches
still 3 inches shy of an Emerald love-stick!
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And .. I believe her cause I have some of my Legendary Love Making on tape .....
Now there's so footage I NEVER want to see.......

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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