I'm broke, can I pay in instalments ..... $5 a month for 10 months ??
Can I wash the dishes afterwards and skip the $15 fee.
I've got a Legend t-shirt ...... an old t-shirt I've worn before ... you can auction it if you want.... for sale at $65 ....
I like sausages, pork sausages. I like eye fillet steak. I like white bread and ketchup. Can you also make sure there is lots of hot and cold chips, and I would prefer Victoria Bitter rather than Tiger for the cheap beer. Can you also please make sure the aircon is turned up in the bar cause I sweat a lot, and I would like to park my 2003 Red R1 outside the bar to keep my eye on it cause it cool and expensive an everyone will want to steal it and I like to look at it while I drink.
Are there any loose women coming ...and if not can you please arrange this also. I would like to get my $15 worth.
P.S ... no I am not gay, I am a raging heterosexual that like's regular missionary (legal) sex frequently, although I am in no way homophobic and have several gay friends .. like Tug, Boycie and Silver Screenstar.