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post #1 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-17-2003, 11:20 AM Thread Starter
 
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Silva Bullshit on TV???

There I was... sitting on me sofa, VB in hand, catching up on a few missed channel surfing hours, when FARK ME! There was Nils - on a FARKIN MITSUBISHI ELECTRIC AD - posing as a MINER!!!!!!!!!!

Mate - What the FARK is that all about? Ya big Poof!!!

That means you were wearing MAKE UP!!!!




So you weren't negotiating a huge shipping contract/speaking to the missus on the mobile on Legend's Stag night - you were deciding on a FARKIN SHADE OF LIPSTICK!!!!
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post #2 of 17 (permalink) Old 02-17-2003, 12:49 PM
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VB in hand???

Didn't know you have Victorian Bitter over there????
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Or is that your nickname for Mr Johnson??

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Minor

What do you mean Nils was posing as a minor he is a pre-pubesant schoolboy or at least thats how he acts when his burd is around
Talking of Nils's burd wasnt she looking top on Saturday

Chumley usually has a beer and a wank in front of the telly on a Monday evening, he is practising for when Chumley Jr comes along and his sex life is over
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So I suppose video evidence will help? I'm working on it. And yes, VB is available at hugely infated prices ($70 a slab - not even cold!!!)
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Yes it's true

i saw wiv me own eyes.

I've chopped the plug off the telly and burnt the remote. I'm bollockst if i'm lookin at his mush on the box as well as havin to see the twat in real life.
I reckon he wears make up all the time.

Not only that but i saw Max's misses on a samsung phone ad... different story all together eh lads!!

Whats hapenin here. Loadsa people gettin rich an famous. Must be the people they hang out with.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Yes it's true

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Not only that but i saw Max's misses on a samsung phone ad... different story all together eh lads!!

Did she have all of her clothes on
If you have copies of that one Ill be on the sofa with my VB in hand too
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You taking the piss??

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VB is available at hugely infated prices ($70 a slab - not even cold!!!)
Hang on just a minute, I can understand that you may have access to our beloved beer (at arm or leg prices), but there is no way that you actually call them 'slabs'!!

What's going on Chumley, you aspiring to be a Victorian.....

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Talking You are all a big bunch of poofs!!!!

Yes, I'm getting rich and famous while you are drinking your VB's by the "slab" and working on that dent in the couch.

Believe me, it was hard work!!! HARD I TELL YOU!!

When we're at it, to avoid any more outbursts. You haven't see my ad for UOB bank, or the banners with me at the Mobil gas stations (guess this is going to have a major effect on the traffic Mobil stations get from now on, AND NOT IN GOOD WAY).

Chumley, please tape that ad if you can. Would be nice to give Elaine. She misses me so much, as I'm always "dead busy". Then she can just play the tape every time the needs to see me becomes too big.
Really, she likes me because I'm such a lovable guy!!

Last but definitely not least, as I expect you poofs to go and buy the local girls magazine "Cleo"; you will find me in the line-up for being Singapore's most eligible bachelor...
The only explanation I have for this is that I guess girls like guys with motorcycles. I mean, just look at the top birds that are with you blokes. Why do you think I joined the club?

Guess I'm a right poof, but at least I got the money now.

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Not bad Silva

arf decent explanation of you media exposure.

hang on min
HARD WORK bollocks ...when i was a lad down the mines now that was ard work mate.

Money is no excuse for being a media whore ...yes my lad a whore.

And as for Elaine...she's wearing far too many clothes lately sort it out and we might .....just might forgive you.

And leave my lady out of it. I can get in enough trouble on my own without you draggin her into mmmmmmh disscussions.

Thank you
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Re: You are all a big bunch of poofs!!!!

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Last but definitely not least, as I expect you poofs to go and buy the local girls magazine "Cleo"; you will find me in the line-up for being Singapore's most eligible bachelor...
Didnt realise that there was a magazine espesially for geriatric retards
What were the qualifications to become one of Singers most popular swinger ? Big knob, big belly, big wallet
Two out of three should have had me in the top 5000 at least
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