Yes, I'm getting rich and famous while you are drinking your VB
's by the "slab" and working on that dent in the couch.
Believe me, it was hard work!!! HARD I TELL YOU!!
When we're at it, to avoid any more outbursts. You haven't see my ad for UOB bank, or the banners with me at the Mobil gas stations (guess this is going to have a major effect on the traffic Mobil stations get from now on, AND NOT IN GOOD WAY).
Chumley, please tape that ad if you can. Would be nice to give Elaine. She misses me so much, as I'm always "dead busy". Then she can just play the tape every time the needs to see me becomes too big.
Really, she likes me because I'm such a lovable guy!!
Last but definitely not least, as I expect you poofs to go and buy the local girls magazine "Cleo"; you will find me in the line-up for being Singapore's most eligible bachelor...
The only explanation I have for this is that I guess girls like guys with motorcycles. I mean, just look at the top birds that are with you blokes. Why do you think I joined the club?
Guess I'm a right poof, but at least I got the money now.