So Adam's talking to God ...say's heh God what's the deal down here.
God replies...well you see I've tried to create a well balanced world. I've created North and South America..North where they will prosper and have a great nation filled with wealth and opportunity. South while poor have beautiful women and a relaxed way of life.
West and east Europe...West will have some of the greatest minds on earth to develope industry and well being. Beauthiful landscapes and way of life. East wil be tough and hard and cold.
Through out Asia I have created balanced society's of beauty and natual resources with hardships of climate and financial problems.
Then i created New Zeeland. An all together wonderfull place. Beautiful scenery, plenty for all. Natural resources and riches for all.
That hardly seems fair say's Adam, New Zeeland seems much better than the rest.... to which God replies
" You wait till ya meet the loud mouth wankers in the country next to em!!"
If england has an off day ..the local girls school could whoop us.
I've never actually seen the ozzie's play footy. There are some good uns..one of whom has retired and is now a TV commentator in Singapore..
I'm not into football much at all but it's one of the things England can be good at and we need all the glory we can get.