Swap the titles you Muppet
It was tricky with the names the wrong way round but I think I have it.
The Marina can be driven without making you look a cant
The Marina can be described as a bad example of practical cheep motoring while the Prune can only be described as an over weight, over priced, underpowered bardge.
In a strange way the Marina make sence while the Prune make no sence at all.
Id rather not have to drive a Marina but Id rather die than ride a Prune.
Ive have about as much chance of pulling a burd with either but at least I could afford to fly to Bangkok every month if Id bought the Marina.
The Marina bounces off trees better than a Prune.
If the Marina broke down I could pour petrol over it, set it on fire and call a taxi, we all know shit dont burn so I couldnt do that with a Prune.
Do I win ?