Originally posted by bigphil
Good news. If your up this way anytime soon..theres a 2001 R1 thats rider less for a while. If you can lower yourself from the heights of gixxer land that is.
Ok ... there is only so much a man can take.
Firstly you drag my old flame back into the fold by buying her back from the pimp I sold her to, in the process reminding me what a cant I was to get rid of her in the first place .... like she was yesterdays news.
If this was not hard enough, the next time I see her, you get on top of her right in front of me and ride her for all she's worth, and when you drag yourself off there is slimy oily fluid ozzing from one of her orrifices .... which you and your mates quickly blame on me as I'm tending to the poor wee thing .. wiping her off with toilet paper.
The next time we meet up you've forced her to wear ill fitting clothing and she's got a really cheap hairdo and makeup job ..... and again you ride the tit's off her in my face, after which you obviously feel you have shagged her enough so you just 'chuck her down the road' ......
And now ...... you are advertising her on public forums ..... like some slut for offer ... AND .... for free .....
Legend One ... I still love you !!!!