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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-09-2003, 04:14 AM Thread Starter
 
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SBR Condoms

I have just got off the phone with the asia pacific distributor for Durex and they will produce a limited run of 500 SBR condoms in packets of 25.

Prices are $20 per packet.

Each condom has a different logo, and some examples are:

1. "I'm a Chocolate Starfish Explorer Wannabe"
2. "I'm a Cannt, show me where yours is"
3. "I even wear protection when I go fark myself"
4. "On the track I'm protected by leather, in bed I'm protected by Latex"

Note: As some logo's are longer than others, extra size condoms are used. As such, some of you daft caants will not be able to use them for theree intended purpose, but you could always wear them on your head under your helmet .. for that Blakes 7 balaclava look.

These are a once in a lifetime opportunity, but wait, order three packets and you'll receive a free "I'm such a stupid caant" speech writted by the one and only Tug the Muppet.

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-09-2003, 04:43 PM
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Re: SBR Condoms

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2. "I'm a Cannt, show me where yours is"
Glad to see your back on form, the writers block was worrying some of us.

You forgot:
"Fart and give us a clue"
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arf arf ... I like that one ....

some more (from songs):

1. "Welcome to the Jungle" ..... Guns and Roses
2. "We all live in a Yellow Submarine" .... Beatles
3. "Yeah I wish it would rain down, down on me" ..... Phil Collins
4. "You're the best around, and nothings gonna ever keep me down" .... Karate Kid sound track
5. "Rising up, straight to the top, took my time .." .. Eye of the Tiger, Survivor
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Re: SBR Condoms

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Each condom has a different logo, and some examples are:

1. "I'm a Chocolate Starfish Explorer Wannabe"
2. "I'm a Cannt, show me where yours is"
3. "I even wear protection when I go fark myself"
4. "On the track I'm protected by leather, in bed I'm protected by Latex"
How do you get so many words on a 2 inch condom?

Oh, wait... I guess it's just the LEGEND who would have that problem. He does ride an R1 after all.

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Re: Re: SBR Condoms

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How do you get so many words on a 2 inch condom?
For Legend's custom model the words go around, twice, in 8pt font.... Hahahaha

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 01-09-2003, 08:36 PM
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Your all wrong

Legend dont need the words on the condom just on the packet cos he never gets his leg over

Two inch condom Funny even if you do own the forum
Even funnyer since you your american and shouldnt have sence of humor
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