I have just got off the phone with the asia pacific distributor for Durex and they will produce a limited run of 500 SBR condoms in packets of 25.
Prices are $20 per packet.
Each condom has a different logo, and some examples are:
1. "I'm a Chocolate Starfish Explorer Wannabe"
2. "I'm a Cannt, show me where yours is"
3. "I even wear protection when I go fark myself"
4. "On the track I'm protected by leather, in bed I'm protected by Latex"
Note: As some logo's are longer than others, extra size condoms are used. As such, some of you daft caants will not be able to use them for theree intended purpose, but you could always wear them on your head under your helmet .. for that Blakes 7 balaclava look.
These are a once in a lifetime opportunity, but wait, order three packets and you'll receive a free "I'm such a stupid caant" speech writted by the one and only Tug the Muppet.
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