Originally posted by bigphil
......The misses still reckons you sold me a high side happy duffer. And who argues with their misses eh?? .....
Big Phil ... ya know I love ya mate. Normally I would not interfere with mates love lives .... it always ends in tears ... but in your case I must.
I've met that chick of yours, and she's a few chocolates short of a starfish ... opps .... of a box ..
You know ..... a sandwhich short of a picnic ......
Like ... not all there ... like .... stupid like ....
Now, as I say. Normally I would not suggest such things, but I think it is best that you take some action,
Bro ... if you intend to stay with this lass .... give her hormone replacement of something. It might not make her smarter, but it might change her into a bloke .... and at least then she would be of some use as you would have a drinking buddy.
P.S ..... you can tell her the Legend has passed his professional opinion. The bike's a beauty, the rider is a caant, and the riders brolliebabe (gorgeous as she is) should get balls and a willie to become of some use.