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post #1 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 05:46 AM Thread Starter
 
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The secret behind SBR riders track improvements .....

I figure you twats all owe me .... a lot.

Before I turned up you were all riding like complete cants. Fark ... DD rode like a geriatric and said he was "not really into racing" ....

I could go on and on about all the members ... but it's getting late and my woman need the 'Legendary pleasurin' .... so I won't.

However, I will explain my logic (err hum).

Please find to follow evidence numbers A1 and A2. You will note on close inspection that this is one seriously cool looking young man. Clearly gifted from an early age, he shows a rare talent of looking supremly gourgious .... form all angles.

Now ... it is true that I am still one of, if not THE slowest rider amoungst us all, but then ... this is not my point.

My point is ...... in the quest that you all have thrown yourself head first into ..... whichs is ... TO LOOK AS COOL AND GORGIOUS AS THE ONE AND ONLY LEGEND ..... you have all gone faster in the process.

You still however.... all look like cants .... but you should not be disheartened.

Please all add your heartfelt thanks and gratitute to this post.

Cheers lads.
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post #2 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 05:48 AM Thread Starter
 
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The most gorgious rear end in history ......
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What's that knee doing up there????

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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post #4 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 05:49 PM Thread Starter
 
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it's up where it belongs bro .... lookin cool !!

alright ya cants ... lets be having some of you shite pics so I can give you some riding advice ....
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Talking No advice, just looking nice!!


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post #6 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 06:39 PM
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So what am I doing wrong

Your advice would be appriciated
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post #7 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 07:03 PM Thread Starter
 
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umm .... i'll give it a go ...

Tugstar ... I'll do my best to help mate, but there are elements at work against you .... firstly, that pic of Silver Buttboy's .. ..butt ... is making me feel a bit quezy (fark it's massive), and secondly, you Tug ride like a poof.

Still, there is hope ...

1. Get rid of the storm trouper left over helmet thing. Poof.
2. Your supposed to slide off the side, not mount it.
3. Your wrists are far far to gay floppy ... tighten en up a bit before you get yerself done it by one of the lads.
4. Go faster.
5. Ride a better bike.

P.S check how low that baby is .... handle bar is close to tarmac ... but look how close yer right frame slider is ..... ah fark it, maybe your doin ok. cant .... no .. make that poofter cant.
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That's no good at all!!!

The bikes is clearly over too far, the friction on your knee is only slowing you down and I thought we all agreed that the side saddle waving to the crowd is the new look???

I can only try so hard to help here....

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
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Tug - Leany King!

Unbelievable Tug...... Stormdrooper lavatory head, dick in the tank gayness aside, tremendous stuff!

I was proud of this till I saw that.

Im going to have to get a longer clutch bar!

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post #10 of 18 (permalink) Old 11-28-2002, 07:35 PM Thread Starter
 
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Re: Tug - Leany King!

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......I was proud of this till I saw that......
I assume you ment to post up a pic of that farkin orribly coloured bike of yours ?? .... well .... come on then ... ya twat !!
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