Alright ya bunch a cunts ... a few things to get off my chest before I fork off to lunch ....
1. You are all a bunch of geriatric willy wankas. After my inital post to try and get a bit more club spirit going and have a get together over a PS2 challange (very modern and hip, even Rossi has one)... you've all farking fallen over your walking zimmer frames in fond-memory-lane-stolling about farking selec shite twottle. I can see I will be playing by myself all rejected and dejected on Saturday. Cants !!
2. Blue Cat .... stop ignoring my posts .. cant
3. Ollie .... where the FARK are you ... cant
4. Chumley ... write down what you are calling me about before you call me ... that way you won't forget when you do .. twat !
5. Yellow Peril ... getting a farkin new name ... you dickhead.
6. Nils ... you owe me $10, hurry up and pay up, or I'll let your 'boss' (Elaine) on you ... you wimp !!
7. Trevor ... get on the forum, start posting, and make your post humours you boring fark.
8. Wolverine .... your just a daft cant, but by fark I love taking the shite out of you ... get yerself to Mollies on Sat so you will be on an even footing ... I'll still whip your tobacco'ed arse !! Leave your mate at home unless he can figure out how to use a tire pressure gauge now.
9. Tug .... why no invite for me to get a selecshite car .. ? ... cant !
10. Dick Droopy anf Floopyone .... I have not forgotten we were to have dinner sometime soon and close to home ... cants !!
11. Mrs S .... no, can't say anything nasty .. you are lovely.
12. Slasha .. cant !!! .... stop smiling so much !!
13. Mr and Mrs Slasha kids .... I need some protection ... fancy $10 an hour ???
14. Lensy ... nope, nothing nasty either ... I'm still telling anyone who will listen how lovely you looked at Nils BBQ.
15. Brolliebabe .. I've SEEN you in here ... but NO POSTS .... boring twat ... get posting and make it good ... or there will be trouble at home .. yes, you WILL be made to squeeze my back pimples and pluck my fly-leg arsehole hairs .. wench !!
16. Seven .... have not had the pleasure to get to know you yet mate but looking forward to it, you seem a top block .. but your still a cant !!!
17. Mojo ....... where were you .. I was at PG at dawn ... you big wimppy woosie girllie ... I am the champion hero by default and all swooning girlies can come in my direction now.
18. Mr Joe Lee .... I have not seen Legend 3, but by all accounts it is THE BOLLOCKS ... appart from the flamed tank ... you fashion farkup .... flames !!! ..... cant.
19. Gixer Dave .... I can't believe we have tollerated your 'brollie on a lizard wizza' and 'rock steady on windy wonga' nonsence. Speak the MOTHERS ENGLISH you aussie criminal lifewinner wanna be ..... cant !!!
20. Big Phil .... get your BIG UGLY ARSE OFF MY BABY ... cant !!! ... and get it up to a RACE-DAY-COMMING-TO-YOU ... and stop riding so fast .... cant !!!
21. Moisty Boycie Tweety Twat ..... you my friend ... are a right raving farking cant. I got shoot by you last night no less than a dozen times !! .... which makes you a DOUBLE CANT !! ...
Right, off to lunch ... I hope I have not hurt anyones feelings by missing them out !
Oh yes, forgot why I started this post ... I have started farkin about with me suspension settings ... here they are YP ...thoughts anyone ??