I know who that is
C H U M L E Y
He inadvertently owned up in another post where he said that his chalfonts were killing him..... Obviously been a bit over enthusiastic scratching his brown eye to relieve his sore grapes.
Top tip for you Chumley which is to put a couple of Kleenex "tear offs" in yer pants for extra confidence during the day !
Anyway, whats wrong with skid marks .... always earned extra lad points in the laundry queue at my school !