and Sylvia's mother said......
Thank you for calling and.....
If I remember last night's drunken ramblings correctly, without the need to exaggerate or inaccurately report them for cheap laughs or to embarrass the more vulnerably drunk amongst us, it was decided that:
1) Nicknames should be shortened to a manageable two or three syllables. For example;
Dick Darstedly - DD
Flymo Joe - Flymo
Legend - Bell End
Silva Bullet - Sylvia
Silva Bullet - Pink Bullet
Silva Bullet - Pinky
2) My bike would look good metallic purple,(Mk II Escort colour), Semi Matt Black, (er..Black) or indeed Pink if i could a matching Alpinestars Tutu, but since Sylvia seemed so excited about the prospect of Pink it might be better to, just to have his R6 acccidentally on purpose sprayed one night, say Saturday night 14th December, Bike 99, The Concorde Holiday Barracks, back before breakfast please!
3) No one likes me. Harsh....but fair!
....and the operator said forty cents more fo the next, three minutes, more...Oh pleeeeeeease Mrs.....