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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 12-06-2003, 05:10 PM Thread Starter
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Party joke

What happens when you have

1) nothing to do

2) a sharp knife

3) a large lime

4) a patient cat

5) too much tequila

6) and it's football season?



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No blood? I'm amazed that the cat sat still.
Should have trimmed its whiskers while you were at it!

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That's a funny pic. so how much tequila did you have to give the cat before it would let you do that.

If it doesn't work, hit it with a stick.

No brain No pain

Too fast is like too much money and too much sex sure we've all heard about it but haven't found it yet.

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Well, I'm happy to see that you all think that I'm capable of doing that, but I have to admit, that it was an email from a friend. I don't like house cats, so I would have done something worse!

Mas tequila!!!!!!!!!!

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The poor, poor cat!
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Mas tequila!!!!!!!!!! [/B]
Si mucho mas por favor!!!!!!Es muy muy bien senorita,y locojuan bebe mucho.
ANd its soooooooo damm good.

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Boracho?

No mas tequila para mi. Me gusto margaritas! Este es muy bueno! Porque tu no ponguer mas letteras en aqui? Su trabajo es mas difficulte?

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many years have passed since I have had the chance to write or read any spanish(about 20) so forgive the bad grammer and spelling.There are few spanish speaking folks(i know of 1) around here to pratice on .i did all that by distant and vauge memory.(and to think back when a bunch of us rode motorcycles around Mexico and hung with the locals,seems like a dream now)

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Boracho?

No mas tequila para mi. Me gusto margaritas! Este es muy bueno! Porque tu no ponguer mas letteras en aqui? Su trabajo es mas difficulte?
No i'm not a drunk (yet ) .
yeah I like margaritas also,my problem is I like the taste straight up sometimes,don't know when to stop

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I had a wicked 9th grade Spanish teacher. By the end of the year the entire class was fluent. I really miss him. Too bad he had some really strong ties to the Sandanistas
I try to refrain from using it here at work, and my memory is fading.

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