"Every so often, I try to masturbate a large word into conversation, even if I'm not really sure what it means."
Not sure which one he is, but he's here
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave.
I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down.
Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.