triple wammy is gonna leave him in jail for a few days
1. wreckless driving
2. no helmet (if they have that law in his state)
downfalls to him
1. besides his huffy he aint riding a bike for a while
2. that scrape on his backside isn't going to go easy with the ladies
3. bubbas gonna get his way with him in prison
On a serious note, do they have radar detectors made for bikes?