Just imagine having the money to buy whatever you want, and the time to ride it. Everytime I went into my local Triumph / Ducati dealer there was an old man there, always dressed pretty ratty. Long story short, he hung around trying to learn about bikes, never buying anything and getting to know the staff, then he came in one day and bought several hundred thousand dollars in bikes. He told everyone in the store that he was going to rent a track one day and take all the bikes out and invite everyone there. Sounds like a typical crazy bum, but his check cleared, and he took delivery of the bikes.