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post #1 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-14-2006, 08:21 PM Thread Starter
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omg I got owned by a girl...

Man so anyway I did take my girl back out tonite, since it has let off the rain I couldnt waste the night, not without beating myself when it starts back up tomorrow.


So yeah, almost crashed bad today, still single from being dumped, but still feeling pretty good rolling around. So I thought I would ride down the main drag in Madison, lotta squids around usually but some of my friends are usually around, dont see anyone I know so I keep heading out of town for some good roads on the east side, when I see "her"


Man this chick was smokin, my kinda girl, beeyoootiful R6, a '06 tho, so already pimping more than me. I kinda scooted up to her all nonchalant at a light and tried to make small talk.

She asked me if I was heading home or just riding, so I said riding of course, and she says, " well im heading out on US 12, if u want to come"


Oh hellz yeah, I ll follow that behind anywhere.


So I could make this a real long story but I wont bother. Short version, I had this plan in my head of hanging some twisties with her, grabbing some coffee maybe, talk bikes some, and get her number.

This entire plan of mine started to go down the drain when she started dragging knees and ripping the HELL out of the road, I mean I feel pretty good these days, I can usually keep up, but I know when I'm outclassed, and this chick did me up raw. She just kept getting farther and farther away lol, every turn faster, out of them faster, after a few s turns I lost her at a intersection, by the time I got to it she was gone, I guessed at the turn she took but I was either wrong, or she just didnt feel like waiting for me.


Anyway I'm a big enough man and I'm home now laughing about it, but yeah, if anyone wants to poke fun at me, or if anyone happens to be a girl from madison named kelly with a '06 R6, dang woman, slow down some and let a boy make a few moves....

sniff.

I would kill to be able to ride that well. I'm super jealous.
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post #2 of 25 (permalink) Old 05-14-2006, 10:33 PM
 
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Hi kypdurron62-

That was you? Good riding with ya' earlier! Kelly is just my stage name and I'll have my 1965 Mustang out later this week...

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Hi kypdurron62-

Just kidding in that last post!

You have a fantastic narrative style of writing that makes the reader feel like he or she was there. Bravo! It sounds like she has some significant recreational tracktime under her belt or has attended quite a few race classes or something. Perhaps she does other sports that just enhance balance beyond a normal person's capabilities? It was very nice of you to compliment her as well.

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ya dude u write well, 2nd thread i've read and laughed pretty good. tuff luck though, i bet that was her plan. just out to put the men in their places, and sometimes we need it lol.
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Nothing to be embarassed about B. I know three or four ladies who can ride circles around me in their sleep.

Next time you catch her in traffic you'll have something to talk about. Maybe you should ask her for lessons.

Good story. Keep 'em coming.
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Least you didn't toss it trying to keep up!!! Or worse catch up and make your move only to find out that the dude looks like a lady!

Very funny story. I have always fantasized 'bout getting out run by a bike only to find out it was a sexy female who likes to dominate men on two wheels and then get dominated off (or on top of) the bike!

I know too much information...
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Well since she's a girl, and girls never do anything simple, im sure she had a multi faceted plan.

Im willing to bet if I could have kept up then I COULD have finished off my plan, ie: coffee talk number...... but I got smoked.

So once she lost me she prolly just shrugged and said oh well, and kept on flying.


I know im not really jealous, just was real surprised last nite, that was NOT what I expected when I had my big dopey grin on heading out of town with her last nite.
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that'll be me someday! eat my dust lol
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That must have sucked man. I've got no problem with being smoked by someone, even a girl, but to already have a plan set in your head and it fall apart like that... sheeze, no common curtesy with the women of today lol. It probably was her plan, a test before she even gives you a chance.

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Hi kypdurron62-

That was you? Good riding with ya' earlier! Kelly is just my stage name and I'll have my 1965 Mustang out later this week...

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THat was funny!
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