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post #1 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 05:48 AM Thread Starter
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A secretasry 4 Vash

Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I4m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
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A few ccs short of a full litre.

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Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

A few ccs short of a full litre.
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post #3 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 07:43 AM
 
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Holy Shit!!!

Vash was this that "someone of interest" you mentioned the other day? Riding double she might make your bike a little top heavy.




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post #4 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 09:42 AM
 
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Hi All-

So what do y'all think...did she really have this augmentation surgery or is it clever Photoshop work?

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post #5 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 11:16 AM
 
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The bikini top looks funny, but only because the tassels on the bottom are a different color, and the size of them puts them in a different area of shade in the pic. If you look closely (the 10 minutes of oggling that Vash suggested ) you will see what appears to be a good shadow line between her chest and clevage. So I think its real.

On anouther note, who else votes she will have back problems in not to long?!?! Size isn't everything, sheeze.

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post #6 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-15-2006, 11:46 AM
 
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Blue Jays no matter what that is ghastly. Like Sepias, some others & myself that like them small ---------- so you can see why I typed the above be they real or not or even photoshop work.

Will admit, though, that the post was funny plus the follow-up.
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eewww...gonna have to go with photoshop. I really hope those aren't her real boobs
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Hi SepiasSoul-

You're absolutely correct. I've known two women who were naturally buxom and had reduction surgery to allow them to be more active in sports like hiking and bicycling. They became prettier with their balanced and recontoured bodies.

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good god. I think the shear size of her tits makes her too top heavy and therefore making that tree lean!
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post #10 of 12 (permalink) Old 04-16-2006, 05:39 AM
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10 min ago, I would have been all over it, that was before Blue Jays posted a pic of her cousin, now im preoccupied
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