I would love to be able to say something but have honestly done something just as dumb myself or even worse
I had bought a pickup truck and had it parked in the driveway I wanted to check the turn signals to make sure they worked before bringing it down for an inspection sticker, I left the truck idling in what, to this day I will swear is a flat spot in my driveway, I get out look at the back of the truck, it slowly moves towards me, my first thought is I guess it is going to roll a little and I will just stop it and then get back into the truck.
No such luck, like a demon possessed truck my 1968 Chevy truck starts rolling towards me, with all my might I could not stop it from rolling, finally I figure I am going to have to swing around to the side of the truck and just jump into the drivers seat, no big deal for me then at 18, I am still telling myself I can not believe this is happening, shake my head and go for the cool swing around move to get me into the front seat.
My demon possessed truck rolls past me; I go to open the door, and for those of you old enough can remember the little push button on the side of the handle. Well either way I did not get the door open. With my jaw dropped down to what I am sure is my belly button and mumbling the words I can't F***en believe it, my demon possessed truck rolls by me and down the hill,
Now Susie Smoker as she would later be named, another good sign of things to come; could have just rolled down the hill which was a mowed hay field and come to a stop at the bottom of the hill. But No my demon possessed Susie Smoker managed to somehow hit a wood chuck hole and spin the steering wheel so that in now headed towards my 66 Chevy that was parked way, way, way off to the right, and you guessed it, Susie cut across that hill and crashed right into my 66 Chevy.
Back in the day the truck was kind of a hot truck; dual exhaust, great sounding good looking, but like any demon possessed girl it was only a matter of time before I had to get rid of her, now all I have is the memory and the mental scars.
Nope I don't have any smart comments about that poor cop and that piece of shit car