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post #1 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-16-2005, 07:17 AM Thread Starter
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Worst/Best "Holiday" Gift

What's the worst present you ever received?

I got my wife a windshield wiper.

A few ccs short of a full litre.

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post #2 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-16-2005, 07:26 AM
 
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You should have at least got her a pair you cheap bastard.
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post #3 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-16-2005, 07:54 AM
 
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A tool poster. A wrench and a set of nuts layed out to look like cockandballs. I like tool, but there is no way I'm hanging a mechanical cock on my wall.



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a half eaten gingerbread cookie!
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my father bought a new head unit, and gave me his old non-working one.
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Irregular socks. My wife even pointed out that she got them at a discount because they were irregular. Gee, thanks honey.
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post #8 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-16-2005, 09:43 AM
 
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When I was a kid I really wanted an electric guitar and lessons. My parents, for my 8th grade graduation gift, give me this crap guitar, that their friend gave them, had a missing string, and a book on how to read music. I'm f'n 12, I'm not going to teach myself guitar!

Funny thing was I was spoiled as hell with everything else..they just really screwed up this one gift.
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One of those meat and cheese things that had obviously been opened, as all of the crackers were missing.
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post #10 of 45 (permalink) Old 12-16-2005, 11:22 AM
 
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Penicillin......I was overseas in the military.
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