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Who likes to wheelie?

Who likes to wheelie along state highways? Who likes to ride out into the country and get shitfaced at some biker joint with titty girls, stay the night, get up and have a big greasy breakfast and ride home? Who likes to ride to the beach for a swim and use your bike to try to pick up bikini babes? Who likes to do stoppies through the drive through at Macdonalds? I know I do.
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Re: Who likes to wheelie?

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Who likes to wheelie along state highways? Who likes to ride out into the country and get shitfaced at some biker joint with titty girls, stay the night, get up and have a big greasy breakfast and ride home? Who likes to ride to the beach for a swim and use your bike to try to pick up bikini babes? Who likes to do stoppies through the drive through at Macdonalds? I know I do.
+1 Wheelies ROCK!

Use extra caution with the stoppies at the drive thru though. Stopped traffic as well as spilled Cokes and dripping french fry bags builds up an oil slick. When you splat yourself you only add to the mess. When that happens I order a water and a shitload of McNapkins to clean myself up.

And the bikini babes, don't get me started. Keep the waiting lines orderly. I don't know how many times I've swung back in to pick up the next two (yeah, I'm pimp, two at a time) only to find that the girls way back at the rear are crowding forward, pushing the front girls right out into the loading zone. This wasn't a problem before these thong bikinis came into style but now I find when I hit 'em, I've got a 50/50 chance of getting my front wheel stuck.

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