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post #1 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 04:41 AM
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Yesterday, while sitting in the right hand lane at a stoplight, I see a guy on a Harley snaking his way through the stopped cages. I'm all the way to the left side of my lane, with a pickup to my left. The Harley guy squeezes in right between me and the pickup; I'm so close to the pickup that it makes for a really snug fit. Frickin' idiot. His bike is trashed, dented, torn, and road-rashed all over. He looks over at my bike and sarcastically says "Suuuper-haaawk", reading the decal on the fairing. I was surprised he could read. So, I lift my dark visor and lean over, look at the side of my bike, and, in my best 748_Abuser impression, say "Wow, well look at that!" It was at that moment that I noticed the guy was barefooted, yeah BAREFOOTED, and I started to laugh very loudly (I have never seen a barefooted rider before, hence the title). I wish I could have stopped laughing long enough to say "Nice toes." His only reply was a look of confusion and a thunderous roar of his potato pipes as the light had just turned green.

It takes all kinds, don't it?

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post #2 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 04:54 AM
 
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>"Suuuper-haaawk"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dude, you don't need to bend the truth. We all know he really said "Huuuffffy"

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LOL!

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post #4 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 05:05 AM
 
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ROFLMAO

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Aril, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedNinja:
ROFLMAO

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It wasn't THAT funny.



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post #6 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 06:10 AM
 
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all i can say is holy [email protected]

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and we made fun of speedphreak combat boots. hey if it worked for fred flintstone.

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post #8 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 09:59 AM
 
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hey now.. your mama wears combat boots too...

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Its a bird! Its a plane! No, its Suuupper Haaawwwkk!!!

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post #10 of 16 (permalink) Old 08-02-2000, 11:41 AM
 
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Now you done F4, you picked on Pete's bike. He'll be at the Honda dealer again tomorrow to pick up another new bike. I am betting on his next bike to be a BlaaaackBirrrdddd.

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