Originally posted by Blue Jays
Good Afternoon All-
I'm trying to figure out why da 919_ster urinated all over himself because of the turkey. Was it simply an automatic muscular reaction? Did your bladder release as the bird almost hit your helmet, or did you urinate afterwards when you realized you narrowly escaped the accident?
Human urine is sterile, so it shouldn't cause an odor problem if you rinse your leathers with cold water and set them out to dry away from direct heat. If they are dark or black leathers, simply rub in some mink oil (once dry) to restore flexibility and water-repellance.
Synthetic suits can be washed according to directions from the manufacturer. They even have additives that can be tossed into the final rinse to further freshen the suit and increase stain-resistance.
~ Blue Jays ~
Are you serious?
Look . . . the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we haul your trash, we connect your calls, we drive your ambulances, we guard you while you sleep. Do not fu|< with us.