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Sportbikes.com signature: Got me to thinking.

Back in the late 50s one of my customer's was a big gal in height & build with the handle of "Dirty Diane". Okay so she drank a lot, but was a lot of fun. Soon learned I had this room in the basement with washroom & all so sometimes she would get into an argument with the other gal she came to Banff with & would bum my spare room.

This one evening she was really drunk & kept passing out. I thought I was going to bust my gut, but carried her fireman style to my place. Poor gal had urinated herself ----- what was I to do?

So decided I would undress her (I had seen a goodly amount of her body as she bought ski clothing to swimming gear from our shop) & clean her up a bit. Believe me it is a bugger to remove a woman's panties when she is passed out & they are so wet.

Well she wakes up late in the morning finally realizes she is at my place & her partial nightgown is one of my long sleeved jersies. She finds all of her clothing cleaned & hanging in the washroom. Upstairs to confirm things & my parents said they did not know who was down in the room so a free breakfast.

Down at the ski shop a few casual words & she thanks me. Pointed out that the "See it, Touch it, Love it" tattoo on the upper part of one breast was when she decided to quite drugs as it was put on while she was in dream world!!!!!!
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Re: Sportbikes.com signature: Got me to thinking.

Smitty, what the hell are you talking about

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Re: Sportbikes.com signature: Got me to thinking.

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Down at the ski shop a few casual words & she thanks me. Pointed out that the "See it, Touch it, Love it" tattoo on the upper part of one breast was when she decided to quite drugs as it was put on while she was in dream world!!!!!!
I was with you until this paragraph, but am not sure where we were going...
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I think smitty mixed his viagra and glaucoma medicines again.

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