Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Terrible Hole, IN
You could always try binding your feet. Worked for ancient China....
Really though, maybe you should lower your aesthetic standards. You're talking about leaving your bike a little scratched and banged up, so why does it matter if you have the newest, shiniest, and most expensive boots?
The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all of fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomanical, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully. - Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion