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post #1 of 35 (permalink) Old 07-23-2002, 11:47 AM Thread Starter
 
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Have you spanked a "Fast and Furious" car lately??

I just thought that this would be a fun post for everyone. It is good to add a little humor into the mix every once in a while. Tell about the last car, truck or other you spanked. The ones I really like is when you pull up to a red light, (In california you can split lanes), splitting the lanes and there is some dipshit there that has one of those "I want to be like the guys in the Fast and Ferious" cars. You get there and he starts reving his engine and burns the tire when the light hits. It is so funny.
Short storry: I was coming home from work last night (11:00 PM) and this guy in a decked out black Ford F150 pulls up next to me. The light turns and I hit the throttle and go at a normal riding pace, shift at about 6,000 rpm's. At the next light the guy again pulls up to the light and this time he is reving his engine and when the light hits he burns his tires, I just looked over at him and then hit the throttle and smoked his ass like last years thanksgiving turkey.
I am not a squid by any means, but I do find it really funny to see some idiot in a car, truck or whatever that thinks he is really going to give a bike a go for its money

All in fun

Reply with whatever story you have and let's have a little fun with it.

Jim out
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post #2 of 35 (permalink) Old 07-23-2002, 12:18 PM
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Its always fun to bash the wannabe racers To be nonest, I think *most* try to race bikes just to watch them wheelie or take off or just listen to the bikes screaming. I know thats what I used to do in my ricer (white Honda CRX with lots of stickers!).

Prolly my fave story is 2 guys in an Accord with the requisite funky lights and loud exaust (which we all know sound best in an automatic). There is a very long street with lots of stop lights on the way home, and starting with the 1st lights, they were on me. Music loud, reving, and yelling out the window. This is the funny part, I never "raced" them, but shifted at the normal points, and never got to even 8K RPMs. They proceded to gun it at every light, but I managed to keep them right near next to me the entire way to my street.

It was so funny because you could hear the car backfiring and hitting the rev limiter, and my bike barely crusing. I just didn't want these butt-munches to go tell their friends they beat a bike, so I never let them pass.
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Last night I actually went up against a 99 (i think) camaro z28 with a 150 shot. He was putting about 530 hp to the wheels, so it took almost all I had to pull away from him.

It was a lot of fun though.
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Re: Have you spanked a "Fast and Furious" car lately??

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... I do find it really funny to see some idiot in a car, truck or whatever that thinks he is really going to give a bike a go for its money
I'm not sticking up for the cages in any way (especially ricers ) but there are a few cars out there that will give a bike more than it can handle at a stoplight. I think the fastest I've actually ever gone (in the quarter) was in a car (mid 9s) running street slicks and no VHT.
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Around here(college town) you cant swing a dead cat without hitting a guy in either a Civic, or a Mustang. Both of which i destroy on a regular basis.

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post #6 of 35 (permalink) Old 07-23-2002, 01:25 PM
 
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one time some guy in an old junker started reving at me, and so I proceeded to stall when the light turned green.
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Racing with a road car? As much fun as fighting with a woman.

You smoked a Ford truck, uh? Thats a mark of a skilled rider no doubt.
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This reminds me of this old thread...

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little OT but what the hey

CBR_TACO's post reminded me of a time my buddy and I were at a red light next to 2 Harley go-slows reving their motors. My buddy(on a R1) says he's gonna smoke 'em, so the light turns green and he promptly stalls and watches the Hardleys take off.
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post #10 of 35 (permalink) Old 07-23-2002, 02:25 PM
 
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mistake, sorry.

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