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post #1 of 37 (permalink) Old 05-25-2002, 09:17 PM Thread Starter
 
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what not to say to the nice officer

just wanted to see what kind of sayings you guys could come up with on this subject. heres mine



I dont know officer, my speedometer only goes to 170!
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post #2 of 37 (permalink) Old 05-25-2002, 09:21 PM
 
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I'm not sure officer. After 100mph I'm too busy weaving through traffic and I'm too scared to look down and find out how fast I'm going.
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post #3 of 37 (permalink) Old 05-25-2002, 09:35 PM
 
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you know barney, i pulled over as a

courtesy....
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"Honest Officer, this RC51 wouldn't do 100mph if I threw it into the Grand Canyon!"
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post #6 of 37 (permalink) Old 05-26-2002, 01:08 AM
 
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Talking lol

Hi there porky... I thought all cops were supposed to maintain a reasonable level of fittness. tehehe
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i thought about becoming a police officer, but i decided to finish high school instead
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What NOT to say.......

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
What not to say: "Well if you think im gonna tell you, you've got a donut hole for a brain!"
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Officer: "Do you know how fast your were going?"
What Not to Say: " I was hoping you could tell me, you're the one with the damn radar gun."

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
What Not to Say: " Because you're lonely."


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