Washed out front end on grease strip on interstate in rain @ ~60mph. Three vehicles ahead of me had a pileup; I decided I didn't want any part of their accident and had my own.
Wearing jeans, boots, non-armored leather jacket, non-armoured gloves, helmet and rainsuit. Rubberized rainsuit slid like peeled grape on wet asphalt.
Broke right thumb, broke a rib on the left side, cracked left scapula (shoulder blade). Slid quite some distance, but no road rash.
Tooling down straight, flat road on sunny day, idiot in cage waiting in driveway on my right decides he can't wait for me to go by and pulls out. I swerved to avoid (doing maybe 35-45) and almost made it around him, but he t-boned me.
Wearing jeans, boots, non-armoured leather jacket, non-armoured gloves and helmet. Car hit my right leg, thrown off bike and tumbled.
Broke left ankle (two screws), right radius & ulna 1/2" above wrist (three temporary pins), and got compound fracture of right tib-fib (steel rod held in place by four screws). Serious road rash on left knee and right shin around fracture site. Sanded down exposed shinbone a bit on asphalt. (Ouch!!!
) Don't try this at home, kids.