urge to kill cagers rising
So I'm just about to the end of my daily ride when I come upon a stop light where I wish to turn right at. This jagoff in his caddy has been riding my ass for the last half mile. I slowly cruise to a stop at the light and do not immediately turn right on red. This is because oncoming traffic just was just about to receive a left turn arrow. I didn;t feel like squirting out in front of the big semi that had just started to turn.
So fagface in the car behind me makes a big show of raising up his arms like "Aghghgh I can't believe you didn't go"
I turned back and mouthed **** YOU to him, even though I'm sure my helmet covered up the words.
So what did I do when it was clear to turn? I turned, then pulled over to the side so cock-suck could zoom past.
What I wanted to do was to follow him to his house, burn his house down, then strangle him to death with my bare hands in front of his children.
How do you guys handle the urge to do bad bad bad things to asshole cagers?
Thanks.. this qualifies as my therapy.