Of course he's serious, I have the same problem.
It's gotten to the point where my friends are asking me how they too can become a "LOVE GOD" Like me. The answer is, of course; "THEY CAN'T".
What all you other wanna be's don't realize is all this attention is a curse. All I really want is a women who wants to cuddle! And mow the lawn, and take out the garbage, and cook, and bring me beer before I have to ask. Ideally one with alot of money. Not one who wants me for something as superficial as looks and a motor bike, and incrediable talent, and great style and...... you know.