"Honeymoon"? Is that the part where you club her over the head and drag her into the cave? Oh wait.... that's "dating".... never mind. I'm married so long that I forget some of these things.
Congratulations and best wishes! What "Kaw" dealer did you register at?
BTW, just to set a few things straight from the "get-go", first trip to the bathroom when you get home, in your best simulated really pissed off voice, holler... "alright, who left the seat down"?
Keeping the "Hap" in "Happy Holidays"!
Regime change begins at home.
Blind patriotism is worse than no patriotism.